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Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:->

-Don’t talk in front of my back.

-Both of U 3 get out of my room.

-Open the window, let the environment come in.

-I have 2 sisters both are girls.

-All of U stand in a straight circle.

-Give me a red pen of any colour.
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Question: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the eiffel tower?
Answer: Yes, because the eiffel tower can’t jump.
Think differently.
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Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses

thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai, Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
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Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
.

.

.

Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!!
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Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,

Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay
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Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B’day!
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Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D
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Mobile kiya hai?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba
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Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!

Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !

Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!

Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab

Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
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Pthan ki shadi hwe
pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya

BV: Kya hwa?

Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir hai 2mko ulta he hona paray ga
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A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!
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