SMS Jokes

GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I’d come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can’t do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!”;-)
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It seems that a new law is coming in 2010:
All beautiful people have to pay beauty taxes.
Thankfully you escaped. But I didnt!
Ok ok, dont get tensed, forward this msg to your friends and have fun.
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Whats the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Heh hehe, what will you do now?
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Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?

Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,


Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :>
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No calls from you.
No SMS from you.
No emails from you.
I am really afraid whether,
The Dog Catchers found you again!
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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
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It’s a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
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Scanning your brain:
1%

5%

10%

50%

100%
Scanning complete. Your brain is made up of 2 parts: left and right. The left part of your brain has nothing right. The right part of your brain has nothing left!
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Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Man 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Man 2: By the time she gets ready, no other place is open.
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Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
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Boy: You are very beautiful.
Girl: Thank you.
Boy: Your sister is more beautiful than you.
Girl: You stupid dog!
Boy: That is more beautiful than both of you.
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What will you call a unknown burnt substance in your meal?
UFO
Unidentified Fried Object
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A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P
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